pro tip: even if u think its a good idea to watch scary movies while home alone it’s not
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.
that feeling you get when you’re happy
oh… yeah that one haha
So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back ini love myself
"Describe your style"
anything on sale
Sunset | (by Formalist)